Machete Kills

In "Machete Kills," Danny Trejo reprises his role as the titular ex-federale agent tasked with stopping a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who seek to spread war and anarchy across the planet. The mission takes Machete on a globe-spanning adventure from Mexico to San Antonio, where he must navigate treacherous allies and enemies, including a psychopath with a split personality and a ruthless businessman with a plan for global domination. With its outrageous violence, wacky characters, and outlandish plot twists, "Machete Kills" is a two-hour distraction from reality that will leave you squirming in your seat - and maybe even laughing along the way.