Why Me?

In this action-packed caper comedy, professional burglar and jewel thief Gus Cardinale inadvertently becomes embroiled in a high-stakes game of cat and mouse when he steals a sacred ruby from a Los Angeles jewelry store. As he tries to stay one step ahead of the LAPD, CIA agents, Turkish government officials, and Armenian terrorists, Gus must also navigate his wacky partner Bruno and his girlfriend June, all while trying to figure out how to return the valuable artifact without getting caught or killed.