Kate (June Diane Raphael) and Chloe (Casey Wilson), lovable losers who tied for dead last at a kiddie beauty pageant as children, embark on a cross-country trip back to their hometown to attempt to win a pageant that eluded them as kids, facing drug addicts, spring breakers, strip club hooligans, and their favorite reality TV star along the way. They encounter a feminist farming collective and other memorable characters, leading to a homecoming and final reckoning with their past, present, and future.