Welcome to Collinwood

Five hapless inner-city low-lifes attempt to burgle a pawnbroker's safe, but end up being plagued by bad luck. They enlist the help of Jerzy, a safecracker, and hire two maiden aunts with a maid to help them pull off the heist, but things don't go as planned. The group faces a series of misadventures, including a bus accident that claims the life of one of their own, a runaway stove, and a surprise visit from Detective Babitch. Despite the chaos, the group's dynamics and relationships with each other become increasingly complicated, leading to a series of comedic misunderstandings and unexpected connections.