The Love Guru

Guru Pitka, a self-proclaimed "number-two guru in the world" after Deepak Chopra, returns to his native India from an American ashram to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. With skills put to the test when tasked with reviving a broken hockey team, Pitka must navigate love, chastity, and hockey to help a star player win the Stanley Cup and prove himself worthy of Oprah's spotlight.