Golden Needles

In "Golden Needles", a colorful group of characters pursues a legendary statue with seven gold needles inserted in it, which is said to grant health and long life via secret acupuncture points when placed correctly on an adult man's body. Joe Don Baker stars as Dan Mason, a slovenly detective tasked with protecting the relic from a wealthy criminal (played by Roy Chiao), who will stop at nothing to possess its power.